Though I am Occasionally Crazy, I am Not Insane.

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therealnightcrawler:

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark.

What do Klingons do with with the dead bulb?

Execute it for failure.

What do Klingons do with the one who changed the bulb?

Execute him for cowardice.